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Friday, June 26, 2009

Put Your Hands Behind Your Head and Slide Over Those Cheetos

This photo doesn't really have much to do with the post
other than it's got Cheetos in it, and the guys will probably like it.

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

I guess they were lucky. If it had been a pillow fight they might have been charged with attempted murder.

19 comments:

Geonite said...

I thought it was Bamba

yorksnbeans said...

???

VoiceoftheGods said...

Tried to read the post, but everytime I see that picture my eyes glaze over and I lose a few minutes. I'll try again with selective scrolling. :-)

Anonymous said...

I think the most sinister element of that picture is that the Cheetos are clearly resting on top of water. So it's like a hideous orange maize soup. Bleurgh.
Am off to attempt assault with a Cheeto. Wish me luck.

yorksnbeans said...

WIB....just make sure the "bobbies" don't get involved!

yorksnbeans said...

VOG...I figured that could be an issue. ;-)

Anonymous said...

is that nursemyra in that tub with those Cheetos? i'd recongnize that funky haircolor anywhere! funny story. Lynn

George said...

You're right, YNB! I like it! :)

yorksnbeans said...

Lynn....that never crossed my mind! What a detective

George - ;-)

nonnie9999 said...

this isn't as bad as the infamous serial nerf assaults of 1984, the foam rubber massacre of 1956, or the packing peanuts riot of 2002. let's just all be thankful that doritos were not involved. they can have very sharp edges.

Sweats Model said...

I have to admit, that on those rare ocassions when I reward myself with a bag of cheetos...um..I hide them from the boys. They can eat the doritos, the chips, the popcorn and the peach gummy rings. But...STEP AWAY FROM THE CHEETOS. If the couple was fighting over the cheetos bag, I totally understand.

yorksnbeans said...

Nonnie...you're absolutely correct...those doritos are very dangerous in more ways than one!

Sweats....if you like Cheetos, you'll absolutely love Snyders White Cheddar Cheese Puffs (I think that's what they're called) You can't find them in all grocery stores, but if you can find them, grab yourself a bag! MAN are they heavenly!! IMO...way better than Cheetos!

Sweats Model said...

YES! I will add them the list. Just think...all that crunchy goodness, with no orange fingers. Thank you!

bearman said...

I hate hotels...I know I commented on this and it didn't come through. Same on other sites.

yorksnbeans said...

Bear...??? Please explain.

Geonite said...

????

Google is your friend.

yorksnbeans said...

geo....got it!! :-)

Anonymous said...

I was at a hotel lobby computer this weekend. Sent some comments to several blogs including this one. Must have been some sort of filter b/c when I got home I realized none of my comments went through.

Geonite said...

;-)

I'm Jewish. I can't make it too easy.