…realize it was against the law to climb into someone else’s car after dark. But I wasn’t going to steal it. No, I was just curious about what it was like inside. I’m an inquisitive guy. I wonder why that is, officer? Why are some of us inquisitive? And what does our inquisitive nature get us? Well, the Inquisition. Now I’m no scholar, but from what I’ve heard that wasn’t so freakin great… Oh look, I see you brought handcuffs with you! Why is that, officer…?
VOG...you must have had a vision of one hot lookin' cop! ;-)
Bearman....welcome! So glad to meet you....thanks for stopping in! All these new faces today...very exciting! I'll stop by your place to say hi as well!
....mean to run over that cat. I was having an ireport episode when I put it in reverse...and then in drive...and then in reverse..and drive again...really Officer, I am sorry!!!
see anything wrong with passing you. You were going 65 and I just went a little faster. No sir.. Yes sir... I promise..
true story: passed a cop, older man of different color from me. He was so pissed.. didn't give me a ticket but .. when he left he pulled out in front of me and drove about 62 for the next 30 miles!!! Will be visiting again, finding you through Sweats.
Welcome DF!! I have a story from way back when. I was lost in a bad part of town at night and I started to panic so I did begin to speed. It was a dark and lonely road, but all of the sudden a cop pulled me over (to which I was quite relieved). He did give me a ticket but I didn't care at that point. (The only one I've ever gotten to this day) I just wanted to find my way to the interstate, so I asked him to give me directions. He told me he would lead me to it, but the ass made me speed to keep up with him!!
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see you following me. I was trying to find my lipstick that had fallen on the floor and was rolling around.
…realize it was against the law to climb into someone else’s car after dark. But I wasn’t going to steal it. No, I was just curious about what it was like inside. I’m an inquisitive guy. I wonder why that is, officer? Why are some of us inquisitive? And what does our inquisitive nature get us? Well, the Inquisition. Now I’m no scholar, but from what I’ve heard that wasn’t so freakin great… Oh look, I see you brought handcuffs with you! Why is that, officer…?
...know it was wrong to love my pig in a biblical sense. Our love is strong but our passion for each other is even stronger.
alan and sam.....I know I can count on the both of you to start my day off with a good laugh!! :-)
see your badge when I propositioned you. I thought you might have been one of those strippers that wears a cop costume.
...realize you were still on duty. I'll try to use smaller words.
chop of this head. I swear some dude handed it to me on his way out of the alley.
VOG...you must have had a vision of one hot lookin' cop! ;-)
Bearman....welcome! So glad to meet you....thanks for stopping in! All these new faces today...very exciting! I'll stop by your place to say hi as well!
....mean to run over that cat. I was having an ireport episode when I put it in reverse...and then in drive...and then in reverse..and drive again...really Officer, I am sorry!!!
mean to run you over.
I'm here!!!
italco....I have a feeling your episode has something to do with a gray cat!! ;-)
Geo.....YIPPEE!!!! I'm adding you to my blog buddies right now! And your the first "Blogger" friend!
that should have been "my" first Blogger friend! :-)
:-)
slow down because I knew you'd already caught me on radar. I mean, what's the point?
you got a point there mama! :-)
see anything wrong with passing you. You were going 65 and I just went a little faster. No sir.. Yes sir... I promise..
true story: passed a cop, older man of different color from me. He was so pissed.. didn't give me a ticket but .. when he left he pulled out in front of me and drove about 62 for the next 30 miles!!!
Will be visiting again, finding you through Sweats.
Welcome DF!! I have a story from way back when. I was lost in a bad part of town at night and I started to panic so I did begin to speed. It was a dark and lonely road, but all of the sudden a cop pulled me over (to which I was quite relieved). He did give me a ticket but I didn't care at that point. (The only one I've ever gotten to this day) I just wanted to find my way to the interstate, so I asked him to give me directions. He told me he would lead me to it, but the ass made me speed to keep up with him!!
...realize the color of your eyes matched your uniform so beautifully, sir. :)
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