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Monday, April 13, 2009

Don't Argue With a Woman Who Reads


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

4 comments:

m2elena said...

Funny!

yorksnbeans said...

Thanks for stopping by m2! Hope you're have a good day. The weather is AWFUL here! Terrible winds this morning.

m2elena said...

I know we had some windy weather here... and rain, lighting all that... I'm trying to fix my blog up some right now, i added you to my blogroll. I'll come back and check out the Obama/ireport post!

yorksnbeans said...

ooooh....you might not like that one!! :)