Once Upon A Time.....

Since I don't have a clue what to write about today, I thought maybe ya'll could help me out and chip in your two cents to create a masterpiece beyond anything I could ever write on my own.  So......I'll start it off and then you can take the steering wheel and take it wherever your heart desires........

.....on a far away planet, in the galaxy of Almond Joy, there lived this lonely curmudgeon named Reese.