tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post5416992578503796416..comments2023-10-09T08:40:34.386-04:00Comments on Two Yorks and a Bean: TY& B's Secret Santa Virtual Gift Exchange Loungeyorksnbeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14374648174893672244noreply@blogger.comBlogger154125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-41330733135647488242009-12-22T00:01:52.427-05:002009-12-22T00:01:52.427-05:00You rock Christmas Happy Nerking Christmas!
Serio...You rock Christmas Happy Nerking Christmas!<br /><br />Seriously.alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-19471819189754179302009-12-20T07:58:11.351-05:002009-12-20T07:58:11.351-05:00Oh my HNC!! Thank you so much! So many beautiful...Oh my HNC!! Thank you so much! So many beautiful flowers (way more than 12!) I am so (the third so!) glad you have enjoyed being Alan's Secret Santa. Not only has Alan obviously been tickled pink with his gifts, I too, have had fun seeing his gifts and reading his reactions! I will be posting an "Secret Santa Outing" post here shortly.yorksnbeansnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-32134527706849012922009-12-20T02:28:54.500-05:002009-12-20T02:28:54.500-05:00All of the links I've posted and the twelfth d...All of the links I've posted and the twelfth day doesn't work. Let's try again:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.justflowers.com/christmas-flowers.asp?se=1" rel="nofollow"> Twelve Christmas flowers,</a>Happy Nerkin Christmasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-32311944548892190022009-12-20T02:09:11.153-05:002009-12-20T02:09:11.153-05:00Alan my friend,
You've been such a good boy a...Alan my friend,<br /><br />You've been such a good boy all year that you deserve every present. However, the twelfth and final gift isn't for you. <br /><br />This gift is for our wonderful host, Bean and our pink haired little elf, Tootsie. <br /><br />Bean, I can't thank you enough for giving me Alan as a victim... I mean as a secret santa recipient. This has been a lot of fun for me and I hope many of the readers enjoyed it as well. <br /><br />On the twelfth day of Christmas, your Santa gave to you:<br /><a rel="nofollow"> Twelve Christmas flowers,</a><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/04/christmas-gifts-gadget-gi_n_379872.html" rel="nofollow"> Eleven Nifty Gadgets,</a><br /><a href="http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/holidays/christmas/2009giftbottles" rel="nofollow"> Ten bottles for Drinkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://www.datamatch-links.com/money_tree.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Nine billion dollars,</a><br /><a href="http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxykoS9" rel="nofollow"> Eight Maids a Milkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RAKGNdU3CSQ/R2YpfVkY_pI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OBqUd9Gg5bA/s400/SexySanta.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Seven Sexy Santas,</a><br /><a href="http://www.hooterscalendar.com/store/Details.cfm?ProdID=55&category=6" rel="nofollow"> Six months of playing,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.mangydog.com/five-funny-things-71609/" rel="nofollow"> Five Funny Things!</a> <br /><a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/MG5thAve/sexy_women.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Four big girls,</a> <br /><a href="http://images.loqu.com/contents/846/662/image/2008-12-14/1_3.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Three French Whores,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/12/shave-date.html" rel="nofollow">Two furry Merkins,</a><br /><a href="http://crabbyoldfart.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow"> and A Crabby old fart with an attitude!</a><br /><br /><br />Ok, I can't deny Alan one more little gift: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM" rel="nofollow"> Falling down Drunk!</a><br />I will be incredibly surprised if he hasn't figured out who I am. <br /><br />Happy Holidays to everyone!Merry Nerkin Christmas!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-24952992647208133942009-12-19T20:40:18.048-05:002009-12-19T20:40:18.048-05:00Mystery Santa! Paris for Christmas? I love it! How...Mystery Santa! Paris for Christmas? I love it! How's the weather there this time of year? And I get a bonus new years gift too? You really are a great Santa. I would love to be in Paris. Want to go with me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-16905947419243558012009-12-18T15:00:14.636-05:002009-12-18T15:00:14.636-05:00Wow, Happy Nerking Christmas!
You’re just the bes...Wow, Happy Nerking Christmas!<br /><br />You’re just the best. The handpresso is my favorite – but I love them all. Thanks to you (and Pinky the masked Elf) I’ve built myself a mountain of toys, big-boned babes in bikinis, beefcake, gadgets, booze bottles, whores and merkins. I’ve placed them all squarely on the rock solid foundation that is a crabby old fart. It’s a rather strange looking mountain but it makes me happy and is a testament to your creative generosity and very healthy sex drive. And let’s face it, creative generosity and healthy sex is really what the holly jolly holidays are all about. Getting our holly jollies over the hollies. And being jolly… While we’re getting our holly jollies. Because we’re so holly to get some jolly… Okay, I should probably wrap this (and some gifts) up for now. <br /><br />Thanks again, Happy Nerking Christmas!alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-91594703625046868172009-12-18T01:17:57.714-05:002009-12-18T01:17:57.714-05:00Nobbly - a good boy? Sorry. Had a good laugh, but ...Nobbly - a good boy? Sorry. Had a good laugh, but this one's for Alan. (surprised?)<br /><br /><br />Sounds like you had a busy day! Now you can have some toys. I know it says 15, but I'm sure you can find 4 you dont like.<br /><br />On the eleventh day of Christmas, your Santa gave to you:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/04/christmas-gifts-gadget-gi_n_379872.html" rel="nofollow"> Eleven Nifty Gadgets</a><br /><a href="http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/holidays/christmas/2009giftbottles" rel="nofollow"> Ten bottles for Drinkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://www.datamatch-links.com/money_tree.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Nine billion dollars,</a><br /><a href="http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxykoS9" rel="nofollow"> Eight Maids a Milkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RAKGNdU3CSQ/R2YpfVkY_pI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OBqUd9Gg5bA/s400/SexySanta.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Seven Sexy Santas,</a><br /><a href="http://www.hooterscalendar.com/store/Details.cfm?ProdID=55&category=6" rel="nofollow"> Six months of playing,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.mangydog.com/five-funny-things-71609/" rel="nofollow"> Five Funny Things!</a> <br /><a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/MG5thAve/sexy_women.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Four big girls,</a> <br /><a href="http://images.loqu.com/contents/846/662/image/2008-12-14/1_3.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Three French Whores,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/12/shave-date.html" rel="nofollow">Two furry Merkins,</a><br /><a href="http://crabbyoldfart.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow"> and A Crabby old fart with an attitude!</a>Happy Nerkin' Christmas!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-23385949769421519412009-12-17T14:22:48.864-05:002009-12-17T14:22:48.864-05:00NobblySan, are you there? Have you been a good bo...NobblySan, are you there? Have you been a good boy this last year? Would you like a Xmas gift from Santa.<br /><br />Even if you don't, goeth to <br /><br /><a href="http://issuu.com/davehambo/docs/nobblysan_and_oldham" rel="nofollow">lapland</a><br /><br />where mt good friend dave is hosting my secret santa.<br /><br />Enjoy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-30928495474573448272009-12-17T10:39:42.425-05:002009-12-17T10:39:42.425-05:00Jackpot!
Wow, Happy Nerking Christmas! and Myster...Jackpot!<br /><br />Wow, Happy Nerking Christmas! and Mysterious Pink Haired Elf, you’re both too good to me. Here’s today’s plan: I will drink the 10 bottles, pluck cash from the 9 money trees, shower up with milk and the 8 milkmaids, um, offer a hearty handshake to the topless 7 Santas, check the calendar and book my plans for the next 6 months, spend the afternoon laughing at 5 funny things (and watch that fight scene five more times) keep an eye out for 4 big girls at my door, invite over 3 French whores, ask 2 of them to don furry merkins and speaking of “Don” I will then prank call my uncle and tell him I’m standing on his lawn.<br /><br />Should be a fun day!<br /><br />Thanks again to both of you.alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-70621276518877907692009-12-16T21:14:07.609-05:002009-12-16T21:14:07.609-05:00Dear Alan,
Spanish, huh? How about Dos Equis or ...Dear Alan, <br /><br />Spanish, huh? How about Dos Equis or Jose Cuervo? <br /><br />Sixteen magical mixed yummies and you're on your ass? I only have ten. . . <br /><br />On the tenth day of Christmas, your Santa gave to you:<br /><a href="http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/holidays/christmas/2009giftbottles" rel="nofollow"> Ten bottles for Drinkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://www.datamatch-links.com/money_tree.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Nine billion dollars,</a><br /><a href="http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxykoS9" rel="nofollow"> Eight Maids a Milkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RAKGNdU3CSQ/R2YpfVkY_pI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OBqUd9Gg5bA/s400/SexySanta.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Seven Sexy Santas,</a><br /><a href="http://www.hooterscalendar.com/store/Details.cfm?ProdID=55&category=6" rel="nofollow"> Six months of playing,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.mangydog.com/five-funny-things-71609/" rel="nofollow"> Five Funny Things!</a> <br /><a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/MG5thAve/sexy_women.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Four big girls,</a> <br /><a href="http://images.loqu.com/contents/846/662/image/2008-12-14/1_3.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Three French Whores,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/12/shave-date.html" rel="nofollow">Two furry Merkins,</a><br /><a href="http://crabbyoldfart.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow"> and A Crabby old fart with an attitude!</a>Happy Nerkin' Christmas! (And the pink haired elf too)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-30963509185358132022009-12-15T21:29:02.400-05:002009-12-15T21:29:02.400-05:00Oh mi calidad!
Whoops! Sorry for the sudden jump ...Oh mi calidad!<br /><br />Whoops! Sorry for the sudden jump into Spanish, but I tend to break into it when I discover that money grows on trees. And in my new best friend’s backyard! :)<br /><br />Hey good buddy pal, your orchard sounds like a most wondrous place. Do you have one those Venus Fly Trap plants that spits out silver dollars? Or any delicate gilded roses whose roots are made of spun gold? And let’s not forget the fabled merkin magnolia marigold mimosa morning glory. Those are so awesome, dude. Oh, wait… My mistake that’s a wickedly boozy cocktail, not a flower. I love those things. Sixteen of them and I’m on my ass. But we’re not here to talk about my ass. Are we? No… No, we’re not. <br /><br />Anyway, once again, many thanks for these fabulous gifts, Happy Nerking Christmas! You put the yule in my log, the missile in my toe, the season in my jolly, and the Fa la la la la in my la la la la. <br /><br />You’re that good!alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-60087060787424248112009-12-15T20:17:34.240-05:002009-12-15T20:17:34.240-05:00Alan,
She WAS wearing a mask! You're psychic?...Alan,<br /><br />She WAS wearing a mask! You're psychic? Or is that psycho? I can never keep those two straight. So maybe you've figured out who we are? ;)<br /><br />As for the homosexual milk, I guess hers could have been but I didn't stop to ask it as she was pouring, And then it ran down her legs, down the drain, and it was gone. <br /><br />I found your next gift growing in my backyard. I have an entire orchard full of them, but you may have to come south of the border to use them. <br /><br />On the ninth day of Christmas, your Santa gave to you:<br /><a href="http://www.datamatch-links.com/money_tree.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Nine billion dollars,</a><br /><a href="http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxykoS9" rel="nofollow"> Eight Maids a Milkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RAKGNdU3CSQ/R2YpfVkY_pI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OBqUd9Gg5bA/s400/SexySanta.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Seven Sexy Santas,</a><br /><a href="http://www.hooterscalendar.com/store/Details.cfm?ProdID=55&category=6" rel="nofollow"> Six months of playing,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.mangydog.com/five-funny-things-71609/" rel="nofollow"> Five Funny Things!</a> <br /><a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/MG5thAve/sexy_women.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Four big girls,</a> <br /><a href="http://images.loqu.com/contents/846/662/image/2008-12-14/1_3.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Three French Whores,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/12/shave-date.html" rel="nofollow">Two furry Merkins,</a><br /><a href="http://crabbyoldfart.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow"> and A Crabby old fart with an attitude!</a>Happy Nerkin Christmas!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-30531414311710717502009-12-15T15:08:20.034-05:002009-12-15T15:08:20.034-05:00wink, wink, nudge, nudge.wink, wink, nudge, nudge.yorksnbeanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14374648174893672244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-25647843564756231642009-12-15T14:33:41.874-05:002009-12-15T14:33:41.874-05:00Was this pink haired elf wearing a mask? ;)
Well...Was this pink haired elf wearing a mask? ;)<br /><br />Well, Happy Nerking Christmas! and Mysterious Pink Haired Elf, thank you very much for the maids a milking. Have to admit, this one took me by surprise. Yup, didn’t ever imagine I’d get this for Christmas – once again proving just how magical a season it can be. Judging by the colour and texture of the milk on human skin, I’m guessing that’s not your common garden variety 2% milk but the sacred homogenized milk. I couldn’t tell if she was wearing a merkin but I like to think she was. <br /><br />On the subject of homogenized milk. I have a homogenized milk story. Once while traveling with a friend, we ended up having breakfast in a very high end restaurant in New York city. Our waiter was very gay and when my friend ordered her breakfast, she has asked for a glass of milk and then said (and I quote): “Oh, and I don’t want 2% milk, please make sure it’s a glass of homosexual milk…”<br /><br />At this point there was a very uncomfortable silence until she realized what she had just said. Embarrassed, she then corrected her mistake by saying (and again, I quote) “Ooops! No, I meant homosexual milk. I mean, homosexual, no, I mean homo… homogenized milk. Homogenized milk… May I please have a glass of homogenized milk?” <br /><br />Thanks again for the great gifts Happy Nerking Christmas! AND Mysterious Pink Haired Elf! You both rock the 12 days of Christmas… Whoever you two may be!alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-51561144150644981622009-12-15T10:15:35.144-05:002009-12-15T10:15:35.144-05:00Hey Duncan,
Can you take some photos of you in you...Hey Duncan,<br />Can you take some photos of you in your newest gifts? I'd like to see how the sock fits! teeheedelicate flowerhttp://delicacies.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-56769019896036108312009-12-15T08:28:23.978-05:002009-12-15T08:28:23.978-05:00Hysterical Raisin pressie
ship ahoyHysterical Raisin pressie<br /><br /><a href="http://www.perpetualkid.com/gin-and-titonic-ice-cube-tray.aspx" rel="nofollow">ship ahoy</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-80532669589788175962009-12-15T07:31:47.011-05:002009-12-15T07:31:47.011-05:00Santa told me to drop these off for Duncanr:
Ever...Santa told me to drop these off for Duncanr:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.ampminsure.org/community/attachments/s_cadburys-creme-egg_572.jpg" rel="nofollow">Everyone should have at least one of these</a>. In the coming cold weather <a href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/always_have_pair_socks_throx_11310" rel="nofollow">this little gift</a> should help keep you warm, if not then <a href="http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-8945.aspx" rel="nofollow">this certainly will</a>.<br /><br />Merry Xmas!Tanglefoot the Elfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-54698779278597228912009-12-14T22:37:00.180-05:002009-12-14T22:37:00.180-05:00That gave you a clue? I would think it would confu...That gave you a clue? I would think it would confuse you more. <br /><br />A little pink haired elf helped me with today's. I love it when others play along!<br /><br />Got Cookies??<br /><br />On the eighth day of Christmas, your Santa gave to you:<br /><a href="http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxykoS9" rel="nofollow"> Eight Maids a Milkin’,</a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RAKGNdU3CSQ/R2YpfVkY_pI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/OBqUd9Gg5bA/s400/SexySanta.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Seven Sexy Santas,</a><br /><a href="http://www.hooterscalendar.com/store/Details.cfm?ProdID=55&category=6" rel="nofollow"> Six months of playing,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.mangydog.com/five-funny-things-71609/" rel="nofollow"> Five Funny Things!</a> <br /><a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/MG5thAve/sexy_women.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Four big girls,</a> <br /><a href="http://images.loqu.com/contents/846/662/image/2008-12-14/1_3.jpg" rel="nofollow"> Three French Whores,</a> <br /><a href="http://www.trenddelacreme.com/2008/12/shave-date.html" rel="nofollow">Two furry Merkins,</a><br /><a href="http://crabbyoldfart.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow"> and A Crabby old fart with an attitude!</a>Happy Nerkin Christmas!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-16845887162750151082009-12-14T20:15:26.675-05:002009-12-14T20:15:26.675-05:00For DUSTY. I hope you like this!For DUSTY. I hope you like <a href="http://www.divapor.com/cosmo-bathtubs/hydromassage-bathtubs-cosmo.php" rel="nofollow">this</a>!FeatherDusterhttp://leftwingnutjob.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-72817495492616963982009-12-14T14:52:42.360-05:002009-12-14T14:52:42.360-05:00FOR CLAIRE COLLINS
For you holiday enjoyment, pac...FOR CLAIRE COLLINS<br /><br />For you holiday enjoyment, pack up your family and friends and take off to <a href="http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-191501740-paris_vacations-i" rel="nofollow">HERE FOR A MAGICAL GETAWAY</a><br /><br />After you've arrived, rested and taken in a few of the sights you'll <a href="http://www.eiffeltowerrestaurant.com/" rel="nofollow">ENJOY A FEAST FIT FOR A QUEEN HERE</a><br /><br />And since you've been such a good girl all year long <a href="http://pariscitybreaks.info/new-years-eve-paris.php" rel="nofollow">STAY UNTIL NEW YEAR'S</a> and watch the city light up!<br /><br />Hope your holidays are happy and bright! This has been fun!<br /><br />Merry Christmas<br />xo <br />Your Mystery SantaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-10128145315801121562009-12-14T14:45:29.769-05:002009-12-14T14:45:29.769-05:00Dear SWEETEST ELF
As you can see from all the del...Dear SWEETEST ELF<br /><br />As you can see from all the deleted comments, I'm um, speechless. What a unique gift. Those are some VERY cute young men with a great cause to promote. This reminds me of one of those gifts that keeps on giving-- If I don't get arrested in the process ;-)<br /><br />Thanks a million!<br />xo JoannaJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-82199691074602501782009-12-14T14:37:59.902-05:002009-12-14T14:37:59.902-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-41818688492045099482009-12-14T14:36:15.043-05:002009-12-14T14:36:15.043-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-61056546161355904312009-12-14T14:34:48.839-05:002009-12-14T14:34:48.839-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-65215163298501418532009-12-14T14:04:08.506-05:002009-12-14T14:04:08.506-05:00For Joanna,
Sorry I haven't been a big gift gi...For Joanna,<br />Sorry I haven't been a big gift giver. Got you some yummy chocolates then disappeared off the face of the earth!<br />But, we little elves have lots of work to do right now.<br />Here's your next gift:<br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer" rel="nofollow">hot guys to feel you up</a>The sweetest elfnoreply@blogger.com