tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post2140062449204148140..comments2023-10-09T08:40:34.386-04:00Comments on Two Yorks and a Bean: "LET'S TALK" White Lies vs. Black Fliesyorksnbeanshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14374648174893672244noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-43559432092942311412009-06-26T13:56:17.420-04:002009-06-26T13:56:17.420-04:00my entire life is one. fat. white. lie.
sigh. an...my entire life is one. fat. white. lie.<br /><br />sigh. and thats how i like itbluntdeliveryhttp://bluntdelivery.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-49494935848065731912009-06-25T10:36:44.023-04:002009-06-25T10:36:44.023-04:00Sounds like too much fun! See you in the back row,...Sounds like too much fun! See you in the back row, nursemyra!alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-63650112830256940222009-06-25T04:15:01.361-04:002009-06-25T04:15:01.361-04:00I want to go to a WLABFA meeting with Alan. We cou...I want to go to a WLABFA meeting with Alan. We could be the naughty kids down the back of the classroom making paper aeroplanes and causing havocAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-40192387824447670112009-06-24T21:23:32.794-04:002009-06-24T21:23:32.794-04:00I am great at lying...it is remembering my lies th...I am great at lying...it is remembering my lies that I have a problem withAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-37237032148786320062009-06-24T21:07:08.883-04:002009-06-24T21:07:08.883-04:00that's funny soup!! I'm not very good at ...that's funny soup!! I'm not very good at it either. It's funny, even if I get away with a little fib, many a time I'll end up telling the truth anyway! :-)yorksnbeanshttp://www.yorksnbeans.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-17015831512905766332009-06-24T20:55:46.030-04:002009-06-24T20:55:46.030-04:00I never use white lies.....OK, so I do. I don'...I never use white lies.....OK, so I do. I don't know why, my wife sees right through them I am horrible at lying. I get all clammy and start sweating, it is not a pretty picture.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-72408355954014048462009-06-24T20:53:13.275-04:002009-06-24T20:53:13.275-04:00"And all the girls say I’m pretty fly – for a..."And all the girls say I’m pretty fly – for a white lie." Brilliant! :-)<br /><br />I knew you wouldn't let any of us down AT!!yorksnbeanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14374648174893672244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-31329008815975104952009-06-24T19:29:47.009-04:002009-06-24T19:29:47.009-04:00And all the girls say I’m pretty fly – for a white...And all the girls say I’m pretty fly – for a white lie.<br /><br />Truth be told (hah), I’m a very honest person. But I will confess that I have a long history of telling white lies about black flies…<br /><br />When I was 8 years old.<br /><br />School Teacher: “Alan, where’s your homework?” <br />Alan: “My black fly ate it.”<br /><br />(My parents wouldn’t buy me a dog and I was woefully unimaginative.)<br /><br />Later as a no-good teenager…<br /><br />Two policemen and Alan. They are searching his pockets and pull out a bag of weed.<br /><br />Cop 1: “And who does this belong to?”<br />Alan: “My friend, the black fly.” <br /><br />As the years progressed I still continued. It was a sickness and my excuses only became more outrageous and served to make me look even more pathetic than I already was…<br /><br />Doctor: “You’ve contracted West Nile disease. Likely from a mosquito bite.”<br />Alan: “Impossible. I don’t hang out with mosquitoes. I probably got it from having unprotected sex with a black fly.”<br />Doctor: “Oh. Well then you deserve it.”<br /><br />But I finally got the help I needed at WLABFA (White Lies About Black Flies Anonymous). I now accept responsibility for my actions.<br /><br />By the way, sorry about the delay leaving a comment, I was abducted by alien black flies.alantruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12086346086485775703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-23518615667332968032009-06-24T19:13:00.716-04:002009-06-24T19:13:00.716-04:00nonnie....I wonder who that could be????
DF....I ...nonnie....I wonder who that could be????<br /><br />DF....I remember that one!! :-)<br /><br />GF...She would never do that!!yorksnbeanshttp://www.yorksnbeans.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-38131012104659473862009-06-24T18:59:39.412-04:002009-06-24T18:59:39.412-04:00White lies are a necessity in life. When I ask my ...White lies are a necessity in life. When I ask my wife who's the best cartoonist in the biz, I better not hear Jim Davis! :)George Fordhttp://www.addanaccity.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-44678035223984370902009-06-24T17:46:21.565-04:002009-06-24T17:46:21.565-04:00Oooh.. politics... Those rank something strong tha...Oooh.. politics... Those rank something strong than white lies... white lice? <br /><br />my old favorite white lie which I now don't have to use, "That dress? no, it's not new. It's been hanging in my closet for ages" <br />BearMan: I think home fries has another definition... it's HOMEY.. according to the Urban Dictionary..<br />Home fry, no white lie, but I give you my apple pie. ???delicate flowerhttp://delicacies.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-60190250958409730952009-06-24T15:23:51.978-04:002009-06-24T15:23:51.978-04:00here's a little white lie...
no, i wasn't...here's a little white lie...<br /><br />no, i wasn't in buenos aires boinking some woman who wasn't my wife, i was hiking the applachian trail like a good family values republican!nonnie9999http://mikk2.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-66607259921078713542009-06-24T12:20:41.317-04:002009-06-24T12:20:41.317-04:00P.S. I think part of it is that you have to throw...P.S. I think part of it is that you have to throw logic out the window! ;-)yorksnbeanshttp://www.yorksnbeans.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-91183412121492105672009-06-24T12:19:07.441-04:002009-06-24T12:19:07.441-04:00Lynn...before I started hanging around with these ...Lynn...before I started hanging around with these guys, I felt the same way, but the more you're around them, the more they rub off on you. Although, I do not believe I will ever catch up to the rest of them. :-)yorksnbeanshttp://www.yorksnbeans.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-26176436841124955352009-06-24T12:07:25.611-04:002009-06-24T12:07:25.611-04:00i just can never be as creative in my comments as ...i just can never be as creative in my comments as you all are~but oh how i love reading these comments! i bow to your creative genius!Lynnhttp://www.trippinwithrip.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-20359889717056558462009-06-24T11:46:04.627-04:002009-06-24T11:46:04.627-04:00TL..I think you might have to work on that a bit (...TL..I think you might have to work on that a bit (and here I thought you'd be a master), that is unless you don't mind sleeping on the sofa a few nights.<br /><br />Bear...those are quite good to compare with white lies. Let's see...<br /><br />Best Buys...quite the opposite of a white lie since you will most definitely tell the truth on how much you've spent.<br /><br />Fly guys...now if this is referring to zippers they would be in direct correlation to white lies, actually a synonym.<br /><br />Home Fries...totally different playing field since home fries are yummy and you can never get enough.<br /><br />Apple Pies....refer to Home Fries<br /><br />Hairy Thighs...not to be confused with Jubilant Cries, I would assume.yorksnbeanshttp://www.yorksnbeans.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-82805830906079835482009-06-24T11:12:53.014-04:002009-06-24T11:12:53.014-04:00Some other things maybe you could help with.
Best...Some other things maybe you could help with.<br /><br />Best Buys<br />Fly Guys<br />Home Fries<br />Apple Pies<br />Hairy Thighs...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13165737.post-9876801999170754962009-06-24T10:38:12.662-04:002009-06-24T10:38:12.662-04:00Ok, I will give it a shot
"Honey, does this ...Ok, I will give it a shot<br /><br />"Honey, does this skirt make my a** look big?"<br />Reply, "God yes. It looks like you are smuggling a family of pigs in your pants".<br /><br />This would be a white lie, yes? Did I win?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com